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Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the ga...
Skinner: Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan.
Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win?...
Bart: [walking on pogo stilts] Hey, Lis, check it ou
pogo stilts. These were banned in all 50 states....
Lisa: Wow! An actual robot from the movie "Clank Clank!
You're Dead!" Ooh, think of how awful it would be for the poor midget inside....
Marge: [gasps] Oh, Homer, look! Look, a TV Guide owned by Jackie O.
John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy lived with "Mark....
Marge: I have something that I'd like to sell. Joh
Please tell me it's your hair. Marge: [flattered, giggles] No....
Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that! -- Homer's value of children, "Homer's Phobia
John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money? John: Boy howdy!
Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable worthless crap....
John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Home...

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