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Bart: Hey Dad, look what I got! [points the gun to him] Zzap!
Zzap! [Homer looks worriedly at Bart] Zzap!...
Homer: Baart! Where'd you get that shirt? Bart: I dunno.
Came out of the closet. Homer: Uhhh... huh. -- When one's mind plays tricks....
I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert.
Store-bought snack cakes -- both kinds....
Homer: Marge, the boy was wearing a hawaiian shirt.
Marge: So? Homer: There's only two kind of guys who wear those shi...
Do you have to be so effeminate around the boy? -- Homer to Marge, "Homer's Phobia
John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde, but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift.
Marge: I don't, but I loved hearing it! -- Old gossip ain't what it used...
Homer: [to John] Yyyou! I should've known! John: Well, good morning, sunshine.
Marge: Homer! John brought us cactus candy! Home...
John: Homer, what have you got against gays? Home
You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be against it!...
Homer: Don't worry, boy. We're gonna set you straight.
By tomorrow morning, you'll be a regular Burt Reynolds....
Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
Just sit. I'll be back....

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