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Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name, fella?
Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this mill....
Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
Homer: ... and the entire steel mill was gay. Moe
Where you been, Homer? The entire steel *industry* is gay....
Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...
John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die. Homer: Butt out, Buttinsky.
What would _you_ know about hunting? John: I know this much....
Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart. Ba
You guys going to teach me to drive? Moe: [to Barney] Oh, yeah, let a twinkle-toes drive Betsy....
Remember, guys, the truck only holds six carcasses, so don't shoot nothing but trophy bucks, huh?
-- Moe, "Homer's Phobia...
Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...
Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
.. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...

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