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John: Did he say where they were going? Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated north when the state park co...
Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
Hey, they're going nuts, like in those nature films!
-- Barney, National Geographic subscriber for life, "Homer's Phobia...
Bart: No, don't! You have to protect yourself! Home
Son, there comes a time in every father's life when he must....
Homer: Look, Bart! It's Santa Claus! [robot fires two missiles, which makes reindeer back-up] Ba
Woah, it's Santa all right. And he is kicking ass! -- "Homer's Phobia...
Homer: It's a miracle! John: [holding the Santa remote] No, ultrasuede is a miracle.
This is just good timing. Marge: Oh, Homie, I'm so glad you're safe....
Bart: How'd you know that thing would work? Joh
Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus....
Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
Well, Homer, I won your respect, and all I had to do was save your life.
Now, if every gay man could just do the same, you'd be set....
Homer: You know, Bart, maybe it's the concussion talking, but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.
Bart; Huh? Lisa: [whispering] He thinks you're gay. Bart: He thinks I'm ga...

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