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Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I...
Myers: You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kid
'cause you're stupid!...
Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
Krusty: Whaddya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?
Myers: No, no. The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog....
Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
Meyer: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky dog
I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive....
Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....
Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy & Scratchy!
[reads] Poochie the dog?! Lisa...
Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....

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