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I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
-- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows we don't need to see you every day.
Marge: An occasional hug is all I ask. [hugs him] Bart: [protesting] Mom! You can h...
Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment....
Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
Man: We want you to tell us what you think. And, be honest, because no one from the show is here spying on you.
[chuckles] [a sneezing sound comes from a huge mirror set along a wall of...
Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right.
When you don't like what you see, turn it left. Ralph: [knob in mouth] My knob taste...
a musclebound man in bikini trunks flexes in front of the camera] [Nelson slyly turns Milhouse's knob to the right] Milhouse
Hey, quit it! Myers: [supervising the results be...

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