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Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves. -- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie...
Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
Krusty: Poochie's dead!
Bart: Tough break, Dad. I guess people just weren't ready for Poochie.
Maybe in a few years. Roy: Good news, everybody....
Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project.
And I forgot to ask for any money. Well, live and learn....
Bart: It's back to the basics, classic "Itchy & Scratchy.
Lisa: We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years....
Marge: Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer. Stores throw the best parties.
Homer: You like parties, huh?...
Janey: I can't get enough of "The Baby Sitter Twins.
They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, _and_ made _four_ dollars....

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