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Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
-- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident, as imagined by Lisa...
I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert. It says so in this ad.
-- Lisa finds an ad for Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Lisa: Don't worry, Bart. Everything's gonna be just fine.
Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.
-- Snake at Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Hey don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here.
Save that for court! -- Dr....
Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine. Now, Lisa, w...
Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
.. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
Maude: She's murdered her brother! Lenny: And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!
Otto: Well, duh! Mel...

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