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Cecil: There it is, the future site of the Springfield hydroelectric dam.
Bob: Just the thought of all that raw power makes me wonder why the hell I should care....
Bart: He's planning something evil, I know it. It must have something to do with the town's water supply.
Milhouse: Maybe he's gonna pee in the river! Bart: Mmm, nah, that's not his style. ...
Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
[Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
Bob: _That_ was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel, I hope you're happy.
Bart: I won't be happy until I find out what you're up to....
Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust? Bob
It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given me don't know their asses from the hole in the ground they blew up yesterday....
Cletus: See, cousin Merl and me, we were playing with Geech.
That's our old smell-hound. And... [said dog has become one big cement dog statue] Merl...
Lisa: Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen. Ba
I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues....
Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
[at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door. Marge opens ...
Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.
-- Homer the caregiver, "The Brother From Another Serie...

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