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Homer: So, it was pretty okay, huh? Bart: Mom, can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes we can....
Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.
Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right....
CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
Bart: Hey, I know it was great, but what right do you have to complain?
CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me. Ba...
Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
[laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', "The I...
Krusty: What the hell happened?! Lady: I'd attribute the product failure to fundamental shifts in our key demographic, coupled with the overall crumminess of Poochie.
-- Executive answe...
Homer: One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"?...
Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!...

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