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Lovejoy: Friday, you will have the chance to [waving hands] _party down_ in the church basement to the Jesus rock stylings of Testaments.
That's on Friday, 6 p.m. sharp. Ba...
But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
-- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
-- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids can be, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Lisa: Where are the dice? Todd: Daddy says dice are wicked.
Rod: We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way....
They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
-- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
-- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a babysitter, but I'm not some ogre.
I think you will find me fair and fun. Bart: You're dead. Lisa: You should...

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