The Simpsons

Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe. They gave me one to three.
My high-priced lawyer sprung me On a technicality....
I kid, 'cause I love. I'm telling you the best folk in the world are prison folk.
-- Krusty sucks up, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice-versa. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
Lovejoy: Oh, that was lovely, Robert. You other cons could benefit from his example.
[Inmates mutter angrily] Bob: Really, Reverend, your praise is going to get me beaten up....
Bob: It's been ten years! We haven't spoken since the.
.. unpleasantness. Cecil: You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake?...
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea!...

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