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Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please? Lisa
Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....
Lisa: Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter, maybe you should stop being such a baby.
Bart: Oh, I'm a baby, huh? Well then I'll act like a baby. [takes a huge bite...
Marge: Ooh, it's so beautiful! This is what I imagine Paris must be like.
Homer: You've never been? Marge...
It's true! The entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.
-- Rainer Wolfcastle at the opening of Springfield's "Planet Hype," "My Sister, My Sitte...
Tourist: Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
Moe: You're a long way from home, yuppie boy....
Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make this so hard?
! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
Man: I'm here to pick up the Ambassador from Ghana.
Lisa: Well he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!...
Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed! Bart: Yeah right, bread.
You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching her teeth] I said, go to bed!...
Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...

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