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You don't have to worry about me, brother. I'm all murdered out.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bob: Isn't our system of justice based on the idea that a man can change?
Wiggum: Uh, have the boys check into that. Bob...
Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like. -- That evil criminal genius!
The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan- Segle.
Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil....
Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie.
And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm] Marge...
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
Krusty: Number 73, you're next. Make with the laugh-laugh.
Cecil: [clears throat] [meekly] Hey, children. Meet me, Sideshow Cecil....
That guy's a genius! He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
-- Krusty on Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust.
But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it lead me to my true calling....

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