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Quimby: Well now, are there any objections? [Everyone grumbles, "Marge Simpson.
.."] Marge: Actually, I think it might really help our economy....
Marge: This could be a whole new beginning for Springfield.
Homer: And you know what the best part is? We've really done something for the children....
Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our waterfront.
Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old boardwalk....
Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania!...
Lisa: Mom, we're having a geography pageant at school, and I don't know which state to go as.
Marge: In honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of Nevada?...
Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble. Marge: Why? Home...
Gerry: Hello. I'm retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney.
Welcome to Mr. Burns' Casino! If there's anything I can do to make your visit more enjoyable, please...
Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....
Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...
Bart: Woo-hoo! Jackpot. Kid: Wait a minute: are you over 21?
Bart: Are you? Kid: I'm not authorized to answer that. -- Crafty questioning, "$pringfield...
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