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Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home...
Kent: All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
Homer: No way, man. No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man....
Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat.
Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have...
Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.
[blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is ju...
on "Bite Back"] Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats] [Apu turns off the TV] I think I come off very well....
Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
Apu: What do I do now? I have been drummed out of my profession.
I'm a disgrace! Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter....
Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this.
[Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill] Do, do, ch....
Homer: No, don't kill me. I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat!
I was unaware. I was unaware! [sobs] Apu: Mr....

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