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Homer: "Asleep at the switch"? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
Bart: I believe you, Dad. -- Your sympathy is touching, "Homer the Vigilante...
Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more.
I'm going to law school Homer: Noo! Lisa: Dad....
Abe: Let me through! Let me through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy. -- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante...
Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
Skinner: And there she is: the world's largest cubic zirconia.
Moe: What an eyesore! Homer: So, Mr....
Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
Malloy: And of course, I'm happy to return all of your treasured possessions.
[Everyone talks with surprise] Selma, my dea...
Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....
Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...

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