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Homer: Anyone lose their glasses? [no one answers] Last chance!
[still no one answers] Woo-hoo! [Homer fishes the glasses out of the toilet....
Burns: Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr.
Kissinger. Henry: It was fun. Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up....
Smithers: Sir, bad news from accounting: the economy's hit us pretty hard.
Burns: Heh, tough times, huh?...
Lisa: Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you.
Homer: [to Bart] Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do....
Scott: And now over to Kent Brockman for some grim economic news.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office....
The economic slump began last spring when the government closed Fort Springfield, devastating the city's liquor and prostitution industries.
[Shot shows prostitutes holding signs] Now, at the risk of...
Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
And, er, once elected, I will send for the rest of you. Audience...
I'll tell you what made this town great! Good old-fashioned gumption.
there's nothing here a little elbow-grease won't fix....
Quimby: People, people: let's be a little more realistic.
Skinner: Now, I, uh, hesitate to bring this up, but a number of cities have rejuvenated their economies with, er, legalized gambling....
Ned: What do you think, reverend? Lovejoy: Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
Audience: Yay! Burns: By building a casino, I could tighten my stra...
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