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Burns: [spraying the monitors with disinfectant] They're all covered with filthy germs, aren't they Smithers?
Smithers: Why, what do you mean, sir? [The germs on Smithers' face g...
Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
Smithers: Er -- Marge: [annoyed] What? Smithe
Excuse me, ma'am: don't you think you've gambled enough?...
Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week....
Lisa: There's nothing to eat for breakfast. Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa
cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust -- Lisa...
Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo! Problem solved. -- Eleg...
Mr. Burns hold a model airplane] Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane.
Lisa: Mom! Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? Lisa
I just had a bad dream! Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it....
Marge: What happened here? Homer: Oh, nothing, Marge.
Just a little incident involving the bogeyman!...
Marge: I'm sorry. I _have_ been spending too much time at the casino.
I'll be around more from now on. Lisa: Does this mean you'll help me with my costume?...

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