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Goulet: Hi. You from the casino? Bart: I'm from _a_ casino.
Goulet: Good enough. Let's go. -- A Machiavellian ploy, "$pringfield...
Smithers: I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet, sir.
Burns: Hmm. Very well; begin the thawing of Jim Nabors....
Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up! Goule...
Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career ...
Homer: Hello, Florida! [tapes an orange to her, but it falls off] Lisa
[gasps] I'm not a state, I'm a monster! [sobs] Home...
Burns: Smithers, I don't want that unpredictable lunatic working in my casino.
Smithers: Fine, we'll transfer him to the nuclear plant, sir....
Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should get some professional help....
inging] Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel The Joker got away, hey!
[spoken] Thank you, thank you very much. [hits Milhouse in the face with the microphone] Oh...
Skinner: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their pare
Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. Ralph: I'm Idaho! Skinner: Yes, of course you are. -- Ralph...

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