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Homer: Hey, you! Where did you get that saxophone?
Student: [pause] Sears. Homer: Get him! -- Mistaken identity, "Homer the Vigilante...
Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....
Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here.
And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!...
Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?
Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone. Home...
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Home...
phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the world's largest cubic zirconia.
Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burg...
Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example....
Skinner: Any sign of the burglar yet? Homer: He'll show.
Skinner: How's that? Homer: It's his job. Skinne...
Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you?
There's just one little problem: 36 years ago, some lady gave birth to a man named Homer J....

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