The Simpsons

Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.
[Homer gives him a card] Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck....
Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge! I...
Hey, how's it going? Hey: good to see you. Hey, friend
looking lucky. Hey, what's happenin'? Love the jacket....
Homer: {Twenty-one? Do that card counting thing again.
Come on: do it again.} Raymond: {Definitely have to leave the table....
Smithers: Sir, you haven't slept since the casino opened five days ago.
Burns: Yeah, well, I've discovered the perfect busine...
Man: A baby on the table! That's good luck! Everyone
Yay! [The man throws the dice, and they come up double one] Croupie...
Hillbilly: Gawrsh: it must be excitin' to live in the cuh-see-no.
Gunter: Ja. Ernst: You know, we're having a party tonight....
Barney watches Marge gamble] Barney: Man, that's classic compulsive behavior.
[Sees a waitress holding a tray with three cups on it] Wow, free beer!...
Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes....