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Wiggum: We need more information. Malloy: Very well.
It's buried at 4723 Maple Valley Road. [Everyone stares blankly] [sighs] You take highway 201 south for 15 minutes....
Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason.
Otto: I found something! [pulls a briefcase from the ground] Wiggum
[opens it] It's just a piece of paper. Homer: It's mine!...
Quimby: I guess we're not going to find anything. Otto
Um, how are we going to get out of here? Homer: We'll dig our way out!...
Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
Apu: Jiminy Cricket! Wooh, expired ham. [scribbles over the expiry date] Oh, this time I have gone to far.
No, no one will fall for -- Homer: Woo hoo! Cheap meat! [picks it up] Ooh...
eats ham, but his stomach groans] Stomach...churning!
[eats some more] Bowels...clenching! Not much time....
Hibbert: Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting spoiled food, or, heh heh, some sort of voodoo curse.
Patty: Hey: we've just been working the eyes. [holds up a Homer dol...
Homer: Your old meat made me sick! Apu: Oh, I'm so sorry.
[gets a pail of shrimp] Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp?...
Good evening. Here's an update on last week's nursing home expose, "Geezers in Freezers.
It turns out the rest home _was_ adequately heated...

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