The Simpsons

Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy....
Homer: All right: these are our new family security rules.
Be home before dark, and make sure you're not followed....
Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the only thing that matters to me.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument. Li...
Flanders: Welcome, neighbors.
Barney: I'm with you, Homer! McAllister: I be with ya too, matey.
Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe: You're the man, Homer....
Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea. Home
Marge! We're responsible adults. And -- Moe...
Homer: {OK, we've got the secret vigilante handshake.
Now we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball....
Herman: So...wedding, huh? Homer: No, we're forming a vigilante group.
-- An easy mistake to make, "Homer the Vigilante...
Herman: See, it's a miniature version of the A-Bomb.
The government built it in the fifties to drop on beatniks....
Homer: OK, men, it's time to clean up this town! Skinne
Meaning what, exactly? Homer: You know, push people around, make ourselves feel big....