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Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out of my clothes.
I was a fool to help that horrible old man! Home...
Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
Lis, have I told you lately that I love you? -- Bart, after Lisa is offered $
12 Million from Mr. Burns, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used...
Marge: [sits upright, holding the covers to her neck] Oh, my goodness!
Kids! Homer! We're late for church....
Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
Homer: Okay, who's up for some scrounging?
Lisa: What the heck is that? Bart: Maybe it's a box from the future.
Lisa: It looks Japanese. Homer: What's going on?...
Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ. Lovejoy...

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