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Carl: You new? Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny....
Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
Homer: [to Grimes, who's walking by] Hiya Stretch, what's the good word?
Grimes: My name is "Grimes," uh, Simpson, Frank Grimes....
Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that. [walks around idly...
Bart: [leaning out the window] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
Milhouse: You don't a have a factory. Bart: Hey, I'm a busy man....
Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
Homer: Hi, Grimey old buddy. Grimes: I'm not your buddy, Simpson.
I don't like you. In fact, I hate you!...
Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer....
Homer: Oh, what am I going to do? Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over.
Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam!...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...

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