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Marge: Donny? Donny: What? Marge: Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?
Donny: I see lots of stuff. Lisa: Did you see that?...
Jimbo: Muh. Looks like we lost him. Dolph: Yeah.
Well, we proved our point. He'll think twice next time he tries to defend his business....
Flanders: Help, what do I do? Lisa: Play dead!
Homer: No! Run around in circles! Bart: No, act like a lion!...
Marge: You've got to get him out of there. Zookeepe
Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society....
Say your prayers, you heathen baboon!" -- Reverend Lovejoy, "In Marge We Tru
Bart: Wow. Lisa: Oh, those poor monkeys. Marge
They started it. -- Putting the blame where it belongs, "In Marge We Tru...
Flanders: You saved me, Reverend. You really went above and beyond.
Thank you. Lovejoy: Oh, don't thank me, thank Marge Simpson....
Lovejoy: Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right.
The speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs....
Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
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