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Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
Marge: Homer! Will you get that crazy box of off the dinner table?
It came from the dump. Homer: But Marge, I'm obsessed with it....
Akira: [on phone] Hai ... Hai ... Hai ... Bye. [hangs up and turns to Homer, Bart, Lisa] Hi.
Homer: Akira, can you read this for me? [hands Akira the box] Akira: [reading...
Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge...
Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
Lovejoy: Hmmm. I'm a shepherd without a flock.
[looks heavenward] What have I done to lose them?...
Attention, HO-scale passengers. The dining car is closed.
Root beer is still available, but the cost is now six-fifty....
Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....

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