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Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway? Grimes: Are you kidding? Doe...
Lisa: Can I go downstairs and see what Dad's doing?
Marge: I wouldn't bother him, honey. He's making some sort of model for a contest....
Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place at night so it doesn't get trashed.
[offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to be night watchman? Milhouse...
Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.
Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, th...
and the bold new ideas these tiny tykes unveil for us today could make thousands of jobs like yours -- obsolete!
-- Mr. Burns, "Homer's Enemy...
Martin: Behold, the power plant of the future, today!
Burns: Yuchh. Too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?...
Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grime
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!...
Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...
Lovejoy: Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity.
And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragica...

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