The Simpsons

Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help, professional help.
So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe....
Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study, and of all the commercials I saw, his was the best.
-- Homer suggests the family see Dr. Marvin Monroe, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll actually get in someplace.
-- Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college fund, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...
Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
.. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....
Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right here with me....
Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from TV.
Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...

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