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Don't have a cow, Dad. -- Bart, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
The sad truth is, all families are like us. -- Lisa, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Moe: Eddie! Would you like some pretzels? Eddie
No thanks, we're on duty. A couple of beers would be nice though....
You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment", and God bless her soul, she was really onto something....
Barney: Don't blame yourself Homer. You've got yourself a bad hand.
You've got crummy little kids that nobody can control....
TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center".
[Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today? Husband: No-o-o... I...
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
-- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...

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