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Bart: [doorbell rings] Oh-ho! It's the fe-mail-man!
Lisa: Fe-mail-carrier, Bart. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
ame Bart |\name The Fe-mail-man
Lady, where's my spy camera. | : Where's my spy camera?...
Bart: [snaps Homer's picture] Homer: Bart! Whaddaya doing!
Bart: Sorry Dad, the answer to that is top secret. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....
Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu! Bart: Ahoy!
This place bites! Marge: Bart! -- A visit to the Rusty Barnacle, "Homer's Night Ou...
Waiter: So what's it going to be, me little buck-o?
Bart: A-huh-ha-hmm, let's see... [examines the menu] This evening I shall go for the....
Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... \\ [pork chop \'a la // Hawaiian] There you are.
.. \\ [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby....
Martin: My goodness! Quite exciting! Girl: Extremely sensual.
Boy: The subtle greytones recall the work of Helmut Newton....
Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
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