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Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
Let them have their tar-tar sauce! -- Burns implements Homer's plan, "Simpson and Delilah
You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month.
And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation. ...
Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert Fox.
.. -- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall, "Si...
Hm... $1000? Dimoxinil? "To keep brain from freezing"?
-- Smithers finds Homer's phony medical insurance form, "Simpson and Delilah...
Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
Smithers: One of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of $
1000. Burns: What!? Blast his hide to Hades!...
Homer: [strangles Bart] Boy must die! Bart: I love you, Dad!
Homer: D'oh! [lets him go] Dirty trick....
Dad is taking this in less than a heroic fashion.
Homer: [picks up a note] Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards.
All the big words are spelled phonetically Homer: Ph...

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