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Lisa, see what we mean when we say you're too smart for your own good?
Narrator: While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
Homer: 'Tis some visiter, Narrato...
Narrator: Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, Home
Sir, Narrator: said I, Homer: or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore...
Homer: Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou, Narrato
I said, Home...
Bart: Lisa, that wasn't scary. Not even for a poem.
Lisa: Well it was written in 1845. Maybe people were easier to scare back then....
Homer: There's only one thing worse than being a loser.
police sirens wail in the distance] Heh, I think we lost 'em.
Hey, and we're at the ballpark! Awright! Two birds with one stone!...
Homer: You know, boy, some of the players you see tonight may make it to the big leagues someday.
Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers? Homer: Sure! We get a nice...
Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty!...
Burns: Ah, the Gammels. Good to see you. Mr.G.: You're an inspiration to all of us in waste management, sir.
Burns: Well, take your mind off contaminants for one night and have a hot dog! [lau...

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