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Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
No study area is complete without adequate plant life. -- Martin, "Bart Gets an F
Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a &l
eal> book! -- Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a `book', "Bart Gets an F...
Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory could be such a thrill!
The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn't me!...
Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
Burns: I was never one to back away from a snowball fight!
Smithers, you may fire at will! Smithe...
I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day, the funnest day in the history of Springfield!
-- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Bart Gets an F...

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