The Simpsons

Bitchin'!
-- Bart watches the house self-destruct, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us.
One can't help but feel a little rejected. -- Lisa, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.
We mean you no harm. Marge: You, you speak English....
Look, I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.
We face that prejudice every day of our lives......
Radish rosettes! These are hard to make. They're a very advanced race.
-- Marge admires the aliens' food, "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Alien: [drooling] Your wife is quite a... dish. Home
Oooh, thanks. -- "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Alien: On this cable system, we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
Bart: Do you get HBO? Alien: No, that would cost extra. -- Showing the flying sauce...
Alien 1: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel raise your hand.
[raises his tentacle] Alien 2: [raises his tentacle] Ba...
Nobody, but NOBODY eats the Simpsons!
-- Homer, "Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terro...
Alien: We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call love.
And a thousand times greater than what you call fun. You would hav...

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