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A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
.. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
S! P! R! I! N! G! F! E! E! L! D!! Springfield!!!!!
-- Homer spells out the town name while dressed as... "Dancin' Home...
Tex: Why don't you talk it over with your family?
Homer: Because they might say no....
This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
Lisa: I can't leave Springfield! I was born here and I thought I would die here!
Homer: It won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else....
We're simple people with simple values. Capital City is too big and too complex.
Everyone in Springfield knows us and has forgiven us....
Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
Sure, what would you like? Four years? Five years.
-- Homer's supervisor grants him a leave of absence, "Dancin' Home...
Ned: I don't know how to say this, but uh... Home
Oh, knock it off, Flanders; don't start blubbering on me....
Lisa: I can't help but fell that if we had gotten to know each other better, my leaving would actually have meant something.
Friends: Yeah. -- Lisa bids farewell to her classmates, "Danc...

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