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Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps! Homer: Uh, it's Simp-son, sir.
Burns: Eh? [refers to the index card] Oh, yes. Homer and Marge Simpson....
Marge: Here you go, Bart. Bart: [reads the inscription] Springfield Kozy Kourt Motel, Room 26, How about it?
Flash. Homer: Wow! Flash Baylor came onto my wife! You've still got the ...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball, the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest and cleanest energy source, Mr.
Montgomery Burns! ...
Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend.
Tsk, get me something on an aisle, Smithers, I don't want to be &l...
Wait a minute, we're not having a drug test tomorrow, are we?
-- Homer suspects a trap when Burns buys him a beer at the ball game, "Dancin' Home...
Big Bill McCloskey coming up. As soon as he pops out, we'll go right to the post-game show.
-- Dan Horde calls the game between the 'Topes and Shelbyville, "Dancin' Home...
And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!...
Our lives have taken an odd turn. -- Lisa comments on Homer's goofy costume as.
.. "Dancin' Home...
Homer: Don't fill up on those vegetables, kids.
Save room for your nachos! Lisa+Bart: All right!...
For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...

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