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Why should you get nothing, while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?
Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen. -- Homer's hairful prayer, "Simpson and Delilah
Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year....
Attention Homer Simpson. You have been promoted. You are now an executive.
Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life....
Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
.. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...
Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
Homer: Gasp! Who told you? Karl: You did. You told with me with the way you...
Smithers: Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high worker accident rate.
Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions? Advisor1: A round of layoffs might wake up the idio...

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