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Quit throwing your garbage into our dimension.
-- A message from the beyond, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house. Marge
Evil!? Homer: Quiet, Lisa. You're scaring your mother....
It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
It's a fixer-upper!...
House: They are all against you, Bart... You must kill them all.
.. They all must die... Bart: Are you my conscience?...
This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.
-- Marge, after the infamous knife scene, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! ... NO YOU DIDN'T! ... Well, tha...
You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil.
Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurn. And some horrible stuuuuuuuff, possibly you...
Bart: Do it again! House: What? Bart: Make the walls bleed.
House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!...
Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
[self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...

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