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Homer: Marge, could you get me another beer, please.
Marge: Just a second, Homer. Lisa has some good news....
Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this. [Bart has fallen asleep at his desk] Marge
Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?...
Bart: [reading his history book while boarding the bus] Otto
Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Ba...
Bart: Good morning, girls! Sherry+Terry: Good morning, Bart!
Bart: Say... Who's up for a little cram session?...
Ms.K: All right, class, take one and pass the rest back.
[hands out exams] Bart: [to himself] Think, Simpson, think....
Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains.
.. in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this....
I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis... -- Homer, "Bart Gets an F
Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J....
Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction?
See the fear? -- Bart learns he might be held back a grade, "Bart Gets an F...
As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F

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