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If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail.
.. And if you're in jail, break out! -- Announcer for "Truck-a-Saurus", "Bart the Daredevil...
Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Home...
I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
-- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
Skinner: Tonight, Sherberts, oops, heh heh, Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.
Homer: Oh good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long....
Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad. -- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil...
I reached him!
-- Lisa, on Homer humming the 1812 Overture while driving recklessly, "Bart the Daredevil...
Let the destruction begin! -- Homer, at the Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil
The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
.. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....

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