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Kids, look! Street crime! -- Homer drives the family through Capital City, "Dancin' Home
Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by feelings of respect for me.
It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us? Home
Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city, all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'....
Well, hello again, everybody. Dave Glass talking at ya.
We've got great weather here tonight, under the dome....
Homer: [narrating] I was too tense to enjoy the game.
Every ounce of concentration I possessed was focused on the task at hand....
Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I realized how little that helped.
.. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century!
-- Announcer, "Bart the Daredevil...
Announcer: Rasputin, the friendly Russian! Millhouse
Didn't he use to be the Mad Russian? Lisa: Yes, but I'm afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever....
in the Simpsons' living room, watching a wrestling match] Ba
If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match....
Rasputin is spinning the professor like an autogyro.
That's <got> to be disorienting... -- Announcer for wrestling match, "Bart the Daredevil...

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