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Moe: Please, not in public. Man: You be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European!...
Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....
Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Lisa.
I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets....
Hi, I'm Larry King. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
.. -- Bible-on-cassette, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
lest I come and smite the earth with a curse. Well, that's it.
Old Fred [?] is standing by, we'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzo-ball soup....
I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
-- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Do you two have to sit so close to the TV? Back up, or it'll hurt your eyes.
Bart: It will not. Homer: [makes a fist] Yes, it will... -- "The Way We Wa...
Captain: Senator Mendoza is one of the most respected citizens in this state, McBane.
Homer: Time for Doctor TV to perform a little surgery!
[bangs on the TV and the picture gets worse] Ba...
Cheap Chinese TV, what did I ever buy it for...
-- Homer tries to fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...

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