The Simpsons

Homer: [fiddling with the back of the set] Is that better?
Lisa+Bart: NOOOO! Homer: How's this? [picture gets worse] Lisa+Ba...
Dear God, just give me one channel!
[dramatic camera angle] -- Homer can't fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...
I'm livin' it, but I ain't lovin' it.
-- Bart suffers through Homer and Marge's story, "The Way We Wa...
Lisa: How did Dad propose to you? Marge: Oh, well..
. [ flashback ] Doctor: Well, uh, Miss Bouvier, I think we've found the reason why you've been throwing up in the morning....
Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English! Home
Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England. -- "The Way We Wa...
Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job?
Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. -- "The Way We Wa...
Barney: [bell rings] Oh no, we're late for wood shop!
Homer: But... we're early for lunch! Let's go grab a burger....
Marge: The first step to liberation is to free ourselves from these male-imposed shackles!
[lights a bra] [foom] Friend: I didn't think it would burn so fast....
Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....

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