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Grampa: What's the matter, boy? Homer: Nothing. Grampa
Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I need some guidance, Counselor.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
The only advice I can give you is, uh, try to share common interests and spend, spend, spend.
-- Guidance counselor dispenses advice, "The Way We Wa...
Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT....
Heh, heh, Imagine me in a nuclear power plant. KaBOOM!
-- Homer thinks about life after graduation, "The Way We Wa...
Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team....
Mrs. B: This year's topic is `Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour.
' Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, ...
Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
Artie: Ignoramus? Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it!...
Mrs.B: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
Homer: With pleasure....

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