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Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as `Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'!
But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy tha...
Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
Lisa: Mom, what are you doing? Marge: What, what do you mean?
Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?...
If you didn't catch it in the theater, or rent it, or see it someplace else .
.. We've got it! On the Blockbuster Channel! -- TV advertisement, "Homer vs....
Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
It's Watson-Tatum 2. This time... it's for money! -- `The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out', "Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
-- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Len: Hey, big fight coming up. Karl: Yea, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round updates on the radio?
Len: Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight, we can watch th...
Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
-- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....

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