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Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch] -- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a husband for Selma?
Principal Charming...
Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...
Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
And then when I got out of the service, eh, uh... Well, the next few years are a blur.
-- Barney, "Principal Charming...
Barney: She broke my heart, Moe. [sobs] Moe: Don't worry, Barney.
Time heals all wounds. Barney: [perks up] Well, whaddya know!...
Grampa: The screen was too small. Jasper: The floor was sticky.
Grampa: The romantic subplot felt tacked-on. Jaspe...
and thank you most of all for nuclear power, which has yet to cause a single proven fatality.
At least in this country. Amen. -- Homer, saying grace, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Grampa: Pull your chair closer, my son. Homer: What is it, Dad?
Grampa: Peeyoo! Not that close! Sheesh. Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die someday....
Hey handsome, wanna `dunk' the `clown'? -- Carnival girl/prostitute, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

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