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She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
-- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Granma: Abe, I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.
He must never know about that, that carnival incident....
Homer: This makes me special, Dad. Since I'm the one you kept, that must mean you really loved me.
Grampa: Mm. Interesting theory. -- hospital visit, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
Homer: Oh brother, where art thou! Attendant: Take it easy, buddy, they moved across the street.
Homer: Oh, hee hee. Sorry. -- looking for the orphanage, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Director: I know how you feel, Mr. Simpson. I myself have spent years searching for &l
my> long-lost twin brother. Homer: Yeah yeah yeah....
Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
. Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
Let's see. Powell, Powell, Powell... Pomerantz, Poole, Popkins, Potter, Quigley, Quimby, Randal, oops, too far.
-- Homer, looking through the phone book, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! [bangs the phone] Herbe
Hey, knock it off. I'm here! I'm just silent because of the emotion involved....
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....

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