The Simpsons

Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
Marge: What were you like as a boy, Mr. Burns? Did you have a dog that you loved?
Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
Homer: All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?
Smithers: [reading to Burns] So Ziggy goes to the repair shop, there's a sign on the doorbell reading `out of order'....
Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...

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